1.What do you call a sleeping bull. A bulldozer
2.What do you call laying under a cow. A pat on the back.
3.Why was 8 afraid of 7. Because 7 8(ate) 9
4.What fly's around all day but doesn't go anywhere. A flag.
5.What goes oom. A cow walking backwards.
6.This was a joke It is only 5-6 jokes
Hi Edward, haha very funny. Knock Knock,who's there? - I'm up......... I'm up who....hehehehehe!
ReplyDeleteKia Ora Edward. My favourite was joke number 2. Did you make these up or did you borrow them from a book or someone? I like how you are writing different text types.
ReplyDeleteNa Mrs Stevenson